The Dude

The dude was like any other dude attending college… simple minded… arrogant… and block headed… and being a college student, you’d probably guess that the dude still had a few classes to sleep through (bummer… ei?)… The dude’s in his graduating year in the course which the dude chose for the purpose of saving humanity (ughhh… right… haha… XD)… and although the dude’s valor is highly commendable, the dude’s intentions weren’t as noteworthy… Trust me… the “saving humanity” part is waaaayyyy past the real deal… haha… :P … Still, the dude managed to get through the course… even if it cost him four frickin’ years… four frickin’ years of social deprivation and mental abuse… and surprisingly… The dude turned out just fine… haha…

Introductions aside… Let’s have a little look-see at what the dude has been doing for the past few hours

3:50 PM | Saturday | 17 January 2009

The dude was quietly sitting through one of his integrating seminars. And while killing the time that separated him from his freedom, he found himself in his own little world playing with thoughts in his head (and the dude swears that at that very moment… his thoughts were clean… sparkly even… haha…)…  The dude also found himself consumed in other retarded activities which include: looking for the perfect sitting position that complemented the contour of his A$$… looking at the dudes behind him to see who’s up and who’s not … (college classes are that interesting… haha…)… and finally, catching that one poor sucker who thinks that he/she can pull-off the great “PICK N’ DIG” without anyone taking notice (and if you haven’t witnessed this for yourself… then the dude  swears that you have missed half the life you could’ve spent laughing your S#!t off… haha…)…

By now you’re probably thinking that the dude is just an overgrown kid too stubborn to actually grow up… You’re probably right… and i’m in no position to argue… At his age, he should probably be saving lives instead of yanking out cheap laughs outta the mishaps of other retards (no offense… Nyahaha… :P)… and on some occasions the dude would throw a fit whenever he gets all pissy ‘bout something or someone (some adult… haha…)… but i’ll tell you one thing… The dude isn’t just a person who goes over the edge on an impulse… he’s sorta like a nasty bowel (it’s a weird metaphor but i’m hoping that it’ll click… haha…)… he hoards all of the S#!t that everyone else throws at him… fills himself… then finally… he’ll unleash all hell in one fair DUMP… err… SWOOP!!! (no survivors guaranteed!!) haha… (so?! Good metaphor? No? Damn… haha…)…

hmm… why are people in such a hurry to grow up? |

Ooohhh… An actual thought came out… haha… The dude seems to be thinking about “grow up”… Err… “growing up”… and apparently, the dude doesn’t appreciate the concept of why people need to “grow up” nor the concept of why people need to act “mature”… Hmm… But then again… the dude is an enigmatic creature… What if the dude has a better grasp of what maturity actually is?!… What if he has a better understanding of “maturity” than any of us?? (wouldn’t it be great if this were a Nat Geo special?? haha… :P)

i know that it can’t be helped…   |

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and i know that i’m already in my twenties…  |

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and i know that i shouldn’t go around yelling about  |

and throwing tantrums like a 3 year old…  |

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But trying to act all grown up is just too hard…  |

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Why bother keeping your cool about a pain  |

that refuses to stop riding up your a$$… |

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Talking doesn’t work… |

neither does patience… |

tolerance just made it worse… |

and I can’t kill it… (Human Laws… Piff…) |

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Damn it!! |

What the hell do i have to do??? |

Aaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhh!! |

Hmm… He may have actually given us an angle here… to the dude… maturity could be the capacity to act like an adult for extended periods of time in the face of people or situations that yield high levels of stress… now there’s a thought… from the dude’s point of view… It just means that EVERYONE IS MATURE … They just have different limits… and when they reach their limit… who knows what they’d do?! Some throw tantrums (toooggsssshhhh!!… Aw… :P)… some break out in tears… and some just want to suffer silence… Neither of them may be the right way to deal with problems… and some of you could say that they’re acting somewhat childish… then… the next thing you’d do is tell these immature adults to grow up an and to act their age…

but if you follow this routine inconsiderately… you’re overlooking one important thing…

[These people] ARE just people… and [These people] AREN’T just adults…”

They do act their age… they just can’t do that all the time… ‘coz if they did… they’d probably go crazy… Simply tolerating a problem is stressful enough… and acting cool when you’re apparently not, isn’t mature at all… it’s stupid… ‘coz if they piled up the stress somewhere in their messed up heads of theirs… then they’d eventually BURST!! The stress will always find a way out… It doesn’t always come out right or how we want it to… but it does…

Hmm… now…  i guess i’m convinced that people just need to reset themselves once in a while… let them blow a fuse or two… In a certain sense… it’s not being immature… it’s being healthy… haha…

After all that… I guess the dude showed us a thing or two…. Who would’ve thought… haha…

(Nat Geo should seriously have a “The Dude” special… Haha…)

The dude |

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When the path of Zen ends…

The road to A$$WHOOPING begins…

-That 70’s show

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