The You

Let’s face it… the Bro Code is the new Bible!!!…

(no disrespect to the Big Bro upstairs!… What-up!) ~rofl…

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Erhhhmm… I guess it’s time I stop with the unrelated prologues… and begin making a point… hahaha…

Hmm so where should I start?!

Since I have had so much time to myself… I kinda forgot that  there were actually people other than myself (~narcissism at its best… :P)… kidding… anyway… its just that the more time you spend at home you’re bound to develop a few autistic tendencies… :3

As awesome as Bumhood may be… (and yes there is such a thing as Bumhood… haha) it’s pretty ambivalent… although you get a lot of time for yourself… you’re bound to lose touch with the outside world… (0.o)… (bum drama… rofl…. XD)… and honestly, my people skills have tanked… a bit… Haha…

Now you might be thinking why would a an adept in the teachings of Bumhood need other people… to understand this we have to get down to the fundamentals… well there are basically two types of bums… the first being the Orthodox Bum (the recluse)… and the New Age Bum (the sociable)… I prefer being the latter… XD

Between the two… the sociable bum status is harder to achieve since it requires creating connections with people as opposed to the traditional or orthodox type… to achieve these connections one must be able to associate himself with peers without compromising the essence of Bumhood itself – being Lazy… Haha…

So now the problem at hand is how to get other people to like you without breaking a sweat…  ~getting liked usually has something to do with your personality and building bridges… Which usually takes a lot of time effort to get the right mix… so… WWBD?! (What Would a Bum Do?!… Hahaha)… this is one crappy dilemma… hahaha

To make it easier on your part…
being likable actually depends on how awesome others think you are…

What I’m trying to point out is that bringing out the awesome in you doesn’t necessarily mean storing your bad qualities in the back room… because whether you like it or not… the back room is still your ass… (and therefore… it’s still a part of your anatomy… duh!… Haha…)… ~err… ugh… ummm… from a wholesome-er point of view (hehe… :P)… you can never really “pick out” the best parts of you to make yourself into a “better you”… because in reality (in mine and hopefully yours… ;P) there’s simply no such thing…

You are You… have always been You… and will always be You…
(I guess I just brought us back to square one… lmfao!!! Hahahaha)

I guess I can let you in on a little secret…

If you can’t throw out your bad qualities… what can you do?
(remember… WWBD? Hahaha)

You can’t be a better person… you can only make other people BELIEVE that you are…
(*a better person*… just making sure you don’t get lost on your way to this revelation… Nyahahahahaha… ;P)

So whether you’re pervy… evil… obnoxious… or just plain rude (*Aaaa—choooO!*… strange… I think someone’s talking about me… hahaha…)… all you need is an ego big enough to sugarcoat those qualities… although I can’t guarantee the success of this method… we’ll just have to find truth in the premise that some people are just innately awesome-er than others… ahem-ahem… haha…

But if all goes well… you’re on way to Bum-lighenment… (lol)

So here’s wishing you Good Luck…
And on behalf of fellow bums everywhere…


DON’T EVER FORGET TO TAKE A BATH! Hahahaha :3

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It’s really been a long time since I lasted blogged about something… so I think I’m still kinda rusty… I really wanted to blog about something relevant (*barfs… haha)….

But so far… this is all I got… :3

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